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Melbourne, Vic, Aus
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I'm a guy who writes stuff and would love to break into voice acting. Check out my blog Obligatory White Space for a generous selection of incredibly random fiction pieces. I'm also partial to writing flash movies if anybody is interested *wink* *wink*

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I write this while listening to the Bastion soundtrack (which, by the way, is an excellent game) so it may taint my 'first' news posty thingy somewhat, so I apologise in advance.
First off, my name is Doc and I am insane. I write strange things, say strange things, and occasionally do both at the same time. But not too often, for I am man, and man have difficulty doing multiple things at once. Or at least I do.
Outside of that odd statement, I am here to delight you and entertain you with my stories of wonder and my recordings of possible hilarity. How hilarious they are is up to you, of course. You may think I am but an novice in a sea of experts, bobbing up and down in the internet screaming that I, and no one else, am the best.
That is your opinion and you are entitled to it. It is far from the truth, however, so hold your tongue next time and don't jump to conclusions.
Honestly. What is the world coming to when a man can't create random hypothetical without strangers jumping into his scenario and busting up the whole thing with logic.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy what I do. And fuck you if you don't.
Good day.

Recent Game Medals

Back to Basics 25 Points Complete level 3 Medal Stats.
The Platform 25 Points Complete level 2 Medal Stats.
Here Again 25 Points Complete level 1 Medal Stats.
Grave Yard Shift 25 Points Left the grave yard Medal Stats.
BE SOMEBODY 5 Points Run away, and begin your escape. Medal Stats.
Couple Screws 5 Points Kill 10 Cyber Dino Medal Stats.
Remote Mines 5 Points Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2 Medal Stats.
Drill Twist 5 Points Dodge 15 drills on stage 2 Medal Stats.
Boss Slained 5 Points Beat your first boss ! Medal Stats.
Victory 5 Points Complete a stage and get your first medal. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 373 (From 79 different games.)

Latest Audio Submissions

Corpse Ball Comedy Song
Including (4) Comedy Song
Journey to the Sandwich Bar Comedy Song
Journey to the Water Cooler Spoken Word Song